This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was.
Nicholas Angel & Danny Butterman [1/8]
↳ "You’re off the fucking chain!"
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
In the past year, I’ve gone on 60 first dates. You thought I’d be dead in a ditch by now, didn’t you? Well, I’m alive! Pretty impressive, eh? (You can imagine how many Scene points I have.) I’ve been Screeched in, flown to Boston, and forced to eat an oyster. (Grody.) For a first time…